Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Chicken soup?

My doctor was suitably impressed at the disgusting state of my tonsils and how far out of my neck my glands are protruding. She might even have said "wow". Maybe I should take a photo and post it on the internet. I'm on antibiotics for 7 to 10 days, depending on whether or not it's strep. Blood work and swab results will come in tomorrow. She thinks it might even be mono. So... back to the couch Olympics. Oh yeah, she also told me to stop kissing so many boys. They're gross. I should kiss girls instead.

4 comments:

Asshat said...

Sounds like the good doctor might have taken a somewhat unprofessional, personal interest in you. Did she have a rainbow pin in her lapel?

Take your medicine and get better.

Elusive Butterfly said...

You wish ;) No, of course she didn't say all that, you silly goat. I just needed a reason to post that ridiculous picture. She is an awesome doctor though. Young, personable, sympathetic, highly competent, has twins and is outrageously hot. Come visit me so we can make out and I'll take you to see her.

Asshat said...

Heh. I may take you up on that once your glands un-swell. Maybe celebrate your tonsillectomy, if they still do those. I just got back from Canada, though, and I don't want them to think I'm a drug mule or something.

Elusive Butterfly said...

But if you wait 'til my glands un-swell, you'll have to come up with some other reason to visit her...