Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sweet

Last night I was in so much pain that I forgot to blog about a most charming story. I was at A's parent's house hanging out with septuagenarians. One couple lives across the street from me and they are highly educated and highly entertaining. At one point, wife said how lucky she was to have someone supportive in her life who encouraged her to do her PhD. Husband responded with "who was that?" and she said "my husband". He said "I did that?!" and they both laughed. Then I said "no it was the other husband" and they went off on a tangent about harems and how he can't remember his compliments anymore because he has too many wives. The moment was sweet and wonderful in it's sincere simplicity. They are my gold standard for old people relationships. If I can't have that, I don't want anything.

On a more positive note, someone sent me a message today on PoF and he used punctuation!

I'm getting up from my desk now. I worked for 10 hours today and my butt is sore.

But before I do that, I have to mention that Grey put up a new profile photo on facebook today and it's outrageously hot. It was all I could do to not comment or text message him. But it makes me want to rip my clothes off and hurl my naked body at him. Wait, I think I used that line about another francophone recently. In the photo, he has his typical "look" on his face. The one that says, "I have no interest in what this person is saying and I would rather be at home sitting on the couch smoking a j but I'm faking politeness because you're not the woman I am currently bending over the back of the couch and I have to pretend to be nice to you." Yes, the man is a jackass. A hot jackass. And I want him. NOW.

4 comments:

Alexandreena said...

Punctuation?! Dude, that's so inappropriate. Punctuation?! He doesn't even know you yet! Who punctuates to strangers?!

cce said...

Be careful of that hotness...it's like a siren's call. Why are you checking out his face book updates anyway? I know, I know, it's the modern equivalent of driving by his house to see if his car's in the driveway and if it's alone (his car that is). But maybe, just maybe, don't look?

Asshat said...

Yeah, never trust a guy who uses punctuation.

Elusive Butterfly said...

Heh, you guys are funny. CCE you're back! Or were you always here but using your invisible powers? How did the garden grow over the summer? I missed you.