Thursday, July 17, 2008

Pre-date post

Okay, here we go. Dating is an exquisite form of sado-masochism and I really don't know why I do this to myself. I would really rather just spend the evening lying on my couch pretending I don't exist. However, the legs are shaved (for skirt wearing in 36 degree Celsius weather not nookie!), the hair is blow dried and the make up is going on momentarily.

So here are my goals for tonight:

1. Drink a glass of wine
2. Don't say anything offensive (I think it's too much to expect me not to say anything stupid).
3. Don't be aloof

And here is the run down on date man.

Age: 1969
Sign: Taurus
Height: 5'7"
Hair colour: bald
Religion: Buddhist
Background: French
Profession: real estate/computer consultant (some minor concerns here)
Education: Bachelors degree

Likes: dancing in the living room, cats, rock climbing, renovation and yoga amongst other things.

Here goes...


Bluemooner said...

I hope it's not too weird of me to post here, but I wanted to wish you good luck on your date!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. A 5'7" bald buddhist francophone real estate artist who dances with cats in his livingroom? Not exactly stereotypical dream date material, but as your date might say, a chacun son gout.

I hope it went well.