Sunday, July 13, 2008

Ew

Grey is at some Playboy event tonight. He just sent me a text message. It read:

"Insane... pussy everywhere... girls licking... its crazy!!"

I don't even want to think about what the girls might be licking. I think I may officially be disgusted and unimpressed with him. Step down off the pedestal and make room for someone new.

I actually have four new messages from guys on LL and POF tonight. Actually, there were more but only 4 are worth my spending the time to reply to. And of those, really only one or two seem promising. But I'm being open minded.

I won't respond tonight though. Maybe tomorrow night. To the bald guy. Or Monday. To the rest.

Grey just texted me "What no response!!"

I think I'm not going to respond... (thinking)

My girlfriend who hates her husband told me to text back that it's the same at my place right now. While that would be funny, I think I should maintain radio silence.

5 comments:

Asshat said...

Hmmm. I think instead of "stepping down from your pedestal," making room for somebody else would be more like climbing out of the cellar and into the sunshine.

I mean, I understand Grey's excitement about the pussy-galore, but texting you about it was a little bit screwy, wasn't it?

Awkward, for you said...

I think it's time to toss Grey to the curb.

Elusive Butterfly said...

I think you're right. I thought about calling him this afternoon because I had a couple of hours to kill between social events but then I didn't. I just didn't feel like seeing him. Progress?

Awkward, for you said...

Progress indeed :)
Congrats!

Gypsy at Heart said...

What awkward for you said in the first and second comment. Grey lacks a an emotion chip somewhere. Only that can possibly explain him texting you that message. I'm of the mind that he made the whole thing up. Keep ignoring girl.