Poetry by J

Today J sent me this poem when I suggested he send me some unsolicited advice. I have changed the mysterious guy's name to protect his identity. Suffice it to say, it rhymes with "man"...

Stan Stan,
the rebound man
he's high
not dry
he's crude
and rude
talks about a wedding
but he just wants a beddin'
he's fun
but dumb
bold
but old
charming,
but alarming
he's Stan Stan,
the rebound man....