Friday, January 23, 2009

What? -- Part Deux

I have a fascinating series of text messages between me and Grey to share. Yesterday, after I told him that my friend's father had passed away, we talked briefly and he uninvited me to his buddy's house tonight. He asked me who was coming to visit and I told him C le V. So then he said that I couldn't come anymore because he had invited some other girl. He called C le V my loverboy and I asked him if he was jealous. He said no, of course not. I was offended and called him a jerk for uninviting me.

From this morning:

Grey: Hey!! [His admin assistant]'s here making me text you to say sorry for my behaviour on the phone last night!!! Did you still want to come?

EB: [His admin assistant] is a gem. Maybe I should have coffee with her tonight instead! Are you going to uninvite the other girl if I say yes?? Sometimes when I talk to you I want to kill myself.

Grey: There was never any other girl.... I was just being an ass as usual!!!

EB: That doesn't sound like something you would admit to. Did [his admin assistant] write that? Why were you being an ass? It's not like I provoked it - you called me. I thought you were trying to be nice bc my friend's father passed away.

Grey: Ya I know..... I guess it's because I am confused about my feelings towards you.... ok that's it no more girly talk!

Um......................... WHAT.THE.F*&K????


Asshat said...

Maybe he's moved on to more serious drugs while you were in India.

For the sake of your sanity, turn off the phone. Seriously, he's acting like me and I'm, of course, an asshat.

SaneAndSingle said...

Wow! At least he admitted to being an ass! That's a huge step for a dude! AND he admitted he is confused! Craziness...

Elusive Butterfly said...

But I heart asshat!

Awkward, for you said...

wow maybe it's true absence makes the heart grow fonder. You weren't there to be is little fuck buddy and realized that he missed more then just the mind blowing sex. ;)