tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3575594973949982920.post4959770645054765571..comments2023-05-24T08:38:39.116-04:00Comments on Shoes, booze and losers: a primer for the thirty-something spinster: WarningMs Behaviourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03043831820035896075noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3575594973949982920.post-54051209953192222462008-05-24T13:18:00.000-04:002008-05-24T13:18:00.000-04:00Ernest, old women can wear purple and red hats and...Ernest, old women can wear purple and red hats and people think that they're charmingly eccentric. Old men are never that charming. They're crotchety geezers. You'll know you've reached that point when you find yourself leaning out the front door to yell, "you kids get off my grass." You'll know you're way past the tipping point when you open the front door to get the kids off your grass and then suddenly realize that you've since moved to a high rise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3575594973949982920.post-89374585709137825562008-05-23T12:06:00.000-04:002008-05-23T12:06:00.000-04:00Damn, Asshat, that's pr't'near profound. The "old...Damn, Asshat, that's pr't'near profound. The "old" happens soon enough, too, it seems.<BR/><BR/>Our friend Mo might also consider a compromise. How about young and wise? A precocious 11 maybe? Or even a precocious 31 for that matter.<BR/><BR/>I'm not certain this is significant, but I'm wearing a purple shirt today. Does this say something about me, like that I may be getting dotty from old age? Mo has already pointed out another awkward trait of my demographic: We're the easiest to manipulate and the least aware that it's happening.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, enjoy your w/e, Mo. Is it friends-with-benfits Friday?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3575594973949982920.post-11540369496567335452008-05-23T06:25:00.000-04:002008-05-23T06:25:00.000-04:00Congratulations on winning the poetry slam. By way...Congratulations on winning the poetry slam. By way of contrast, I spent most of my early-teen school days in detention hall for being in the wrong places at the wrong times.<BR/><BR/>It's ok to be young and foolish. Sad and wise happens too soon. Don't go wishing your life away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com